Everyone is Secretly in Love with Me

“…”

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-Did his pair of dog eyes go blind, or did he fall into an illusion made by a demonic cultivator? 

Lin Zhizhi closed his eyes again, reciting to himself that it was only an illusion three times, and opened his eyes again only to see the two words [ want to double cultivate ]

The Young Master, who had just beaten Su Yu up earlier and released his anger at the other’s attitude [ thinking about the day ] “…”

 

 

Your mom! Is his Master a beast?! What about the Master-disciple relationship between them?

#I… I wholeheartedly treat you as my Master, but you actually fell in love with me, just like Su Yu! QAQ# 

But strictly speaking, compared to Su Yu’s [ thinking about the day ], [ want to double cultivate ] is much more refined and subtle.
He couldn’t see that Master was actually quite shy and had some senses… Bullshit! That ice cube face was shy?! No matter how sugarcoated the words are, it couldn’t cover the fact that it has the same meaning as [ thinking about the day]! Why do you want the same thing?!

 

Wait a minute.
There is another possibility.
There must be a problem with the system after it woke up from its sleep! In fact, the meaning of Master’s favorability is [ want to praise ].
It must be like this!

But before Lin Zhizhi could convince himself to believe this guess, Lord Daozun’s next move shattered his fantasy.

When the black-haired boy woke up, Xuan Hua happened to get up from the bed and took off the outer robe that was in his way, only leaving his black inner shirt before he tore off the buttoned cloth covering his throat.

 

The Lord Daozun that Lin Zhizhi usually saw was always abstinent.
He had never seen Xuan Hua undress in front of him like this.

In fact, Xuan Hua himself had never thought that even with a heart as cold as his, he would also feel hot one day and long for another person’s body temperature to cool down.

The boy’s sweet scent filled the room, causing Xuan Hua’s mood to fluctuate.
Even if he knew that this scent was abnormal, he didn’t want to care about it and just wanted to obey his heart’s wishes.

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When he turned to the bed, he met his little apprentice’s eyes and said, “You’re awake.” 

His voice was like a stream of ice water falling onto a blade bit by bit.
It showed a unique kind of sexiness in his cold front.

Lin Zhizhi gulped with a look of horror on his face, ” Master, why are you taking off your clothes?”

Please say it was for healing! Even though he didn’t know why he would need to take off his clothes for treatment!

Xuan Hua slightly curved the corners of his lips. 

He has great looks, but he has been as cold as an iceberg for ten thousand years.
Now that he had revealed a little bit of warmth, it immediately made people unable to take their eyes off him.

He didn’t answer his little apprentice’s question.
Instead, he sat on the edge of the bed and stretched his hand out to clasp the young man’s slender ankles before forcefully pulling him down toward him.

In the face of his Master, whose cultivation base is much higher than his, Lin Zhizhi’s strength is simply no match for him.
Xuan Hua dragged the young man in front of him easily before wrapping him in his arms.
He gently but firmly rubbed the corners of the other’s lips with his fingertips until his little apprentice’s lips turned red.

Then, Lord DaoZun bent down and kissed the corners of the boy’s lips with his. 

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The Young Master of the Lin family has an excellent figure.
He was neither too thin nor too fat, and his slightly raised slender collarbone trembled in the air.
It made Xuan Hua take a second look at it, but instead of kissing it, he reached out his hand and stroked the young man’s round white shoulders.

This spot got seriously injured in the secret realm.
After bringing his little apprentice back, he applied an elixir to the wound.
Now, there were no traces left of the injury. 

“Does it hurt?” Xuan Hua asked as he lowered his head and stared at him with a distant gaze.

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Lin Zhizhi was lying on the bed with Xuan Hua wrapping his arms around him on his back.
He looked at Xuan Hua from a different angle he usually used this time and felt that the other had looked more aggressive than usual.

When Lord DaoZun spoke, his long hair fell from his shoulders and brushed the cheeks of the young man under him.

The Young Master of the Lin family shook his head.
Wanting to regain his somewhat hazy mind, he brushed the hair in front of him and pulled the loose hair back.
He stretched his hand out and placed it against Xuan Hua’s shoulder, preventing his Master from approaching, and said, “It doesn’t hurt- Master, what are you doing?” 

His hand wasn’t enough to stop Xuan Hua from approaching him, but Xuan Hua didn’t force it either.
He stopped midway and answered Lin Zhizhi’s question indifferently, “Double cultivating.”

Lin Zhizhi; “…”

-Master, how could you talk about such an inappropriate thing as if you were merely eating and drinking water??? And your indifferent look doesn’t look like you’re thinking about double cultivating?

The black-haired young man looked into Xuan Hua’s eyes and said, “We’re Masters and disciples…” 

He wanted to arouse the sleeping ethics and morality inside his Master’s heart.

Xuan Hua looked indifferent as he replied, “So what?”

Not to mention how he is currently affected by his charming physique.
Even if he’s in a normal state of mind, Xuan Hua would still not care about these so-called morals and ethics.

As a cultivator, one must follow their heart! If you’re still trapped in these shackles like those mortals, then what’s the point of cultivating? 

Lin Zhizhi couldn’t find any words to refute him for a while.

Seeing how the other no longer spoke, Xuan Hua leaned down again and pressed the other under him.

“No…”

Lin Zhizhi was exhausted from enduring his sensitive body when his constitution flared up, and he had to take some time to think about why his Master suddenly turned this way… 

…That’s right, his constitution!

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Lin Zhizhi was entangled in his heart for a moment on whether or not he should tell his secret, but in order to protect his charming physique that couldn’t be violated before entering the core formation stage, he had no choice but to tell his Master about his constitution, ” Master, you… You’re not thinking straight.
You’re currently being affected by my physique…”

 

That sentence was difficult for him to say since he’s still hesitant to say a word about his secret.
Not to mention how Lin Zhizhi had never felt such pain, even when he was chased by a demonic cultivator.

After he finished speaking, he looked up and found that Xuan Hua wasn’t listening to him at all! Or maybe, he did hear him but didn’t care about it and continued to hold his face and kiss him. 

Lin Zhizhi struggled and decided to repeat himself.
He used his self-control to smash his forehead against his Master’s before stuttering as he said, “Master, this is because of my constitution…”

Xuan Hua initially wanted to obstruct the black-haired boy’s mouth with his, making him unable to speak, and could only muster out some groans.
But even if his mind was affected by the charming physique, he could still gather his rationality.
After all, he is the Lord Daozun with excellent self-control and discipline, so he stopped and asked in a low voice, “Physique?”

“Well, it’s like this, actually..” Seeing how the other was willing to listen to him, LinZhizhi hurriedly exhaled and pushed the lord DaoZun away to sit up and explain his constitution in a simple manner.
He didn’t tell him about the system and continued to ask Lord DaoZun if he had heard about this kind of constitution.

Xuan Hua was very fond of his only little disciple.
He forced himself to endure the desire to swallow the other party and listened to his little apprentice’s explanation.
He frowned and tried to recall if he knew anything about this constitution… 

The result is… nope.

Lord DaoZun has lived a long life, and he has seen many similar physiques, but none of them completely matches the details of this constitution.

Xuan Hua placed his hand on Lin Zhizhi’s lower abdomen.
His consciousness entered the other’s body and carefully probed around, but he couldn’t find the flower imprint that Lin Zhizhi told him about.
It seems that only Lin Zhizhi himself can see this mark.

Xuan Hua withdrew his hand as his eyes became clear once again. 

The Charming physique… tsk, he must get rid of it.
His little apprentice’s looks are already dangerous enough even without his constitution.
It’s fine now since he’s by his side, but if he wasn’t by his side when his physique flared up, then it could be dangerous.
Besides, who knows if this physique is harmful?

Since he has recognized Lin Zhizhi as his only disciple in this life, then as his Master, he bears the responsibility of eradicating all threats around him.

The lord Dao Zun closed his eyes as his strong spiritual senses enveloped the entire room.

Lin Zhizhi’s outburst this time hasn’t been suppressed, and the strange fragrance is lingering in the air. 

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The hem of Xuan Hua’s robe fluttered itself even though there wasn’t any wind inside the room.
His eyes became purple as he stretched his palm out.

A drop of pink liquid appeared in the air, floating in mid-air as though held by an invincible force.
After the droplet appeared, the lingering scent in the room suddenly faded away.

The highest level of Taoism, to create something out of nothing.

Xuan Hua’s consciousness shifted.
A red line sliced the water droplet from top to bottom.
It hovered in the air for a while before softly falling into Xuan Hua’s palm. 

Lord Dao Zun looked at the form of the red line after it fell before placing it away and saying, “I’m going to the Yutian continent.
There might be a solution to your constitution.”

The Yuntian Continent…

 

The Young Master of the Lin family remembered that this place was mentioned in Daoist Master Jie Dan’s journal that he read back in the Lin mansion.
Sitting on the bed, he lowered his head, making his long black hair fall and cover half of his face.
He looked a little pitiful as he bit his lips and said, “I’m going too.”

Xuan Hua came over.
His long and narrow eyebrows moved to his temples as he lifted Lin Zhizhi’s scattered hair and tied it up for him using his own hands. 

The Lord Dao Zun has never done this for other people, but he is self-taught.
His movement didn’t match his appearance as he gently combed the youth’s hair neatly.
He stroked the long silky smooth black hair and swept the end of the hairs on his arm.
impassiveness seemed to sweep into his heart before he patted Lin Zhizhi’s head and said, “You’ll stay here.”

“But this is related to me-”

“It is enough for me to go alone.” Xuan Hua’s was undefiable as he continued to say, “You’ll continue to cultivate here.
I’ll be back soon.”

The Lord DaoZun is one of a kind, and he acted resolutely.
Now that he has decided to go to the Yuntian Continent to help his little apprentice investigate this matter, it is better to quickly act on it instead of procrastinating. 

He left a lot of foundation-building pills to Lin Zhizhi.
After opening the major XuanShuang road, he left a message for the sect leader before leaving the Luo immortal sword sect.

At that time, Lin Zhizhi gazed at his Master’s handsome back and felt a little bit confused in his heart.

He was very grateful for his Master’s willingness to enter the secret realm and go to another continent to crack his physique, but-

Master, when you are leaving your favorability is still [ Want to double cultivate ]!!! Very sad that he couldn’t deny it anymore ah!!!