I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Nonsense, where did a cat come from in our hotel?”

Zhuang Ni refused to believe that the “pussy” the class leader had been playing with most of the night referred to a cat.

She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a number.

“Auntie Li, the guests of room 214 want to check out, please go to see if everything inside is normal. Look carefully to see if there is a cat inside, okay.”

The “Auntie Li” that Zhuang Ni spoke of was probably the sweeping lady the class leader and I saw yesterday.

“Hey, Zhuang Ni, I havent even decided to check out yet.” I complained, “I booked the room until noon, so its a loss for me to check out now.”

“What, do you still want to snuggle with the class leader again?” Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.

“You wont find the cat.” The class leader looked at the streets from outside the glass door very despondently, “It ran away from a hole in our broken window in the middle of the night, if there was no hole…”

The expression of the class leader tangled up. As someone with OCD, she wanted the window to be intact without even a small crack, but if the window was intact last night, then the cat wouldnt have come in and she wouldnt have had the opportunity to spend the night with the cat in bed.

Soon after, Auntie Li came down the stairs wearing the cleaning uniform. For some reason she looked at me weirdly.

“No cat, but the sheets are soiled, so you need to add an extra ¥20 charge as a cleaning fee.”

“Wait, you said theres an additional cleaning fee?” The class leader widened her eyes in disbelief, “Whether Im in my own home or not, I always do my best to maintain cleanliness, how can the sheets be soiled by me?”

“Zhuang Nis classmate, please calm down.” Zhuang Nis cousin advised, “It may have been your partner who dirtied it.”

Auntie Li shook her head and said to the class leader, “Girl, it was you who soiled it, dont try to deny it.”

“I didnt… lets go back to the room and take a look.” The class leader impulsively grabbed Auntie Lis sleeve.

Auntie Li stood unwavering like a mountain. She looked at me with disgust and said coldly:

“Its not fair to say you did it alone, girl. I should say that the two of you did it together.”

“You have to explain it clearly.” The class leader insisted.

Auntie Li snorted, “Theres blood on the sheets, do you think I wouldnt notice because you flipped it around?”

At the same time, she pointed to a warning sign posted on the wall, written in a brushstroke script style: the deposit is not refundable if theres blood on the sheets.

“Do you see that? Were already giving you preferential treatment by charging only ¥20.”

“How can there be blood on the sheets?” The class leader and Zhuang Ni turned to me at the same time and asked.

Zhuang Nis cousin secretly gave me a thumbs up, it looks like he was the type who wanted the world to be in chaos.

“Hey, dont misunderstand, thats not suspicious blood.” I hurriedly explained, “Thats not even the class leaders blood, thats my blood.”

The class leader was slightly relieved and Im not sure why she had her hand over her abdomen.

But Zhuang Ni had a face full of malice and a dawning expression of realization.

“So thats how it is. Ive heard that some first timers will bleed, it looks like Ye Lins foreskin is too long.”

In your limited knowledge, do humans only bleed from between their legs? There are thousands of places where you can bleed from!

And Auntie Li and Zhuang Nis cousin shouldnt be snickering on the side.

“Enough Zhuang Ni, stop pretending to understand when you know nothing.” I said with the attitude of a senior expert, “Too long foreskin wouldnt cause bleeding, but phimosis might.”

Ive been selling adult products with my dad for so many years, so Im quite familiar with it.

Zhuang Ni looked at me with respect, “My apologies, so youre one of the fabled ones with phimosis.”

“I only pointed out the facts, I didnt say I had phimosis!” I was shaking with anger and asked the class leader for assistance without thinking clearly: “Class leader, testify for me. I dont have phimosis, youve seen it once before.”

A layer of ice covered the class leaders face.

It looks like the time when the class leader accidentally saw me urinating under the bridge wasnt a good memory for her.

“So young, but you dont know how to cherish yourself, and youre even a class leader…”Auntie Li didnt seem to approve of us booking a room together at such a young age.

“Youre all wrong.” I shouted, “The blood on the sheets is my nose blood, Im not afraid to get a DNA test. It has nothing to do with the class leader, do, you, you, guys, understand?”

“Nose blood.” Zhuang Ni frowned, “What exactly did you see in bed to get a nosebleed.”

Its not that I saw something, but that I heard the class leaders conversation with you on the phone. I got a nosebleed when the image of you and Gong CaiCai cuddling naked together flashed through my mind, but I cant admit that in front of so many people.

“Its just too hot and my body is heated up.” I said.

“I dont care if its a nosebleed or whatever other blood, in any case, ¥20 for cleaning.” Auntie Li repeated in a flat tone.

“I dont have a problem with that, just deduct it from the deposit.”

There should still be a surplus after you subtract the room fee and the cleaning fee from the ¥300 deposit.

“Please give me another ¥10.” Zhuang Nis cousin looked at the computer screen and said.

“Hey, youre miscalculating, you should be giving me back ¥20.” Dont underestimate me, Im alright at math.

Zhuang Nis cousin had an embarrassed look, “But you used up a box condoms in the room, a total of twelve.”

The aura around Zhuang Ni instantly turned into a black mist.

“Class leader… you and Ye Lin did it that many times. So you turn up the volume of the TV to cover your voices.”

“Crap…” I couldnt hold back the profanities. The class leader looked like she was going to go crazy from anger.

“We didnt use that kind of stuff.” The class leader yelled at the two Zhuang Ni relatives, “You guys keep trying to frame your guests, are you a scam shop?”

Zhuang Ni turned her head to ask her cousin, “Are we a scam shop?” The cousin shook his head, Zhuang Ni then replied, “Were not a scam shop and Auntie Li didnt make a mistake.There are twelve condoms missing from your room, so admit it.”

“Maybe the cat took it, or brought it into a place where it isnt easy to find.”

I offered the most logical guess.

“Aha, its the cat again.” Zhaung Ni looked at me with a fake smile, “Can you use a different excuse?”

“Itts not an excuse.” The class leader said loudly, “The pussy must have brought it behind the dresser or some other corner. If you actually looked harder for it, you might find it along with that missing playing card.”

Well, the class leader still hasnt forgotten the set of playing cards with only 53 cards.

“The blood-stained sheets and the missing condoms. Class leader, it seems the evidence is in my favor for our bet.”

Zhuang Ni pointed it out with glee.

“Thats invalid evidence.” The class leader retorted, “The blood on the sheets is from Ye Lins nose, and as for the missing twelve condoms…. if they were really used by us, it should have been found in the trash among other things.”

Zhuang Ni sent a questioning gaze to Auntie Li. Auntie Li shook her head, indicating that there werent any used condoms in the trash.

Of course, even if I was a strong Spartan, twelve times a night would be way too much, right?

Zhuang Ni thought about it for a bit, “Class leader, lets consider out bet a tie.”

“So that means you intend to continue to harass Gong CaiCai.” The class leader questioned.

“I dont have any other choice…” Zhuang Ni exaggeratedly sighed, “Or we would have to reveal what we did all over school and see whose behavior is more immoral.”

“First was a frail girl who hadnt been to school for a while studying with a female classmate. Then they took a shower and rested on the bed together for a short period of time…”

“Second was the female class leader who went to a hotel together with a male classmate. Not only did they stain the bed sheets with blood, they even did it twelve times after she lost her virginity. They shook the place so hard they even broke the window…”

That rumor is way too vicious. And you say youre not running a scam shop when youre trying to frame us for the broken window too.

“You…” The class leader was so angry she was speechless. If anyone was the bane of the class leader in class 2-3, it would be Zhuang Ni.

“Class leader, if you agree to count this bet as a tie, Ill waive the cleaning fee and the cost of the condoms, but its Ye Lin whos paying anyway, right?”

No, the class leader already paid me ¥300 last night for the deposit. If you insist on charging us, the class leader will have to pay for the missing condoms.

“Fine, I fell for your tricks this time.” The class leader stroked her chest to calm herself down, “But I wont let you corrupt Gong CaiCai, just wait.”

“Yeah, Ill wait.” Zhuang Ni said with eyes of expectation.

“Umm…” After the class leader rushed out, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Nis cousin, “Where do you guys get your condoms? My family has a large stock, so if you are interested, I can give you an internal price…”

“Dont make any moves on the class leader.” Zhuang Ni suddenly said.

“What.”

A heavy murderous aura leaked from her eyes.

“The class leader belongs to me and no man is qualified to have her. Ye Lin, if hurt her in any way, you know what the consequences are.”

“Im just negotiating with your cousin about condom supply, it looks like hes interested as well…”

“Theres no discussion.” Zhuang Ni decided for her cousin, “Ye Lin, you have to remember, you are always unwelcome here. Youre my love rival and I curse you to get dismembered by a cement truck.”

I walked out of the hotel disappointed I wasnt able to complete the sale. But based on Zhuang Nis last words, it seems she felt the class leader and I were already beyond the relationship of ordinary classmates.