I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The closer Auntie Ren came, the more I frowned. Plus, I looked like an over-decorated Christmas tree with all the underwear hanging off my body.

I shook of all the undergarments from my body in a hurry. Then, I took off the 9 pairs of underwear off my head and put the innermost one (the one that belongs to Ai Mi) back into my pockets. As for the one in my hand, the bra that likely belongs to Auntie Ren, I stuffed it back into the bag while trembling with fear.

By the way, her bra was at least a C cup. Xiao Qin, why couldnt you inherit some of your mothers breast genes? If you were a bit more developed, I would have realized earlier you were a girl.

It was a bit dark outside and I was wearing a Qing Zi Academy uniform, so Auntie Ren wasnt able to recognize me right away. She mistook me as a common pervert who steals underwear.

“Ah, a student from Qing Zi Academy. Who would have thought there would a talent who could scale buildings with their bare hands in a school filled with useless people….”

Auntie Ren spoke sarcastically with a stern face.

“You better not run, otherwise, Ill tell your principal to expel you.”

I had nothing to fear since I was innocent. I stood still proudly and waited for Auntie Ren.

After taking a quick look over my uniform, I realized I made too many large movements and caused a lot of the buttons and even the school crest to fall off. Qing Zi Academys uniform isnt suited for fights, and the class leader isnt here this time to help me mend it.

Auntie Ren gradually came closer and realized the underwear thief she caught was her daughters boyfriend.

“Why is it you?” Auntie Ren was both angry and shocked, “Do you and your dad have nothing else to do other than cause trouble?”

I made a o(╯□╰)o expression, “Auntie Ren, how did I cause trouble, and what does this have to do with my dad? Please dont wrongly accuse me, the person I was fighting with earlier is the thief.”

Auntie Rens eyebrows jumped when she heard me mention my dad. It was like she heard a pest like cockroaches or mosquitoes.

Do you need to hate my dad to such an extent? Didnt you have a turn of heart and offered him to sleep for a night in his own room? It was a standard hotel room with two single beds, so he wouldnt even dare make a move on you. Was it because he was snoring in his sleep and disturbed your sleep?

“I never saw you guys fight.” Auntie Ren stood in front of me like an interrogator, “Werent you guys splitting the loot and seeing who can put more underwear on their heads…”

We werent comparing who could wear more, but who could put more on each others heads. Did you actually think we put these underwear on our own heads? What kind of loot splitting party were you imagining?

“Confess.” Auntie Ren said, “Whats your relationship with the outdoor jacket guy? He crawled up to the fourth floor balcony to steal our underwear and scared Xiao Qin half to death.”

Huh, so are you saying Xiao Qins underwear is also in this bag? Which pair is it, the cartoon one he put on me first looks like her type. Dont tell me I wore my sisters underwear and my girlfriends at the same time? Why does it make me seem even more perverted even though it was for justice?

Besides, why would Xiao Qin be scared? Wasnt she the one who dominated me for years? She could use her Hokuto Shinken and hit him down four floors and turn him into a meat paste.

Then I slowly came to a realization: Young master Xu is the same age as us and it triggered her androphobia. When will she be able to get over her fears?

Based on Auntie Rens description, she didnt see the thiefs true identity. She only saw Xiao Qin sitting paralyzed on the balcony after hearing her shriek. She questioned her and found out all their washed underwear was stolen. So, she left Xiao Qin at home and chased after the thief for a long time.

“Auntie Ren, believe me, Im not his accomplice.”

Auntie Ren crossed her arms in front of her chest and snorted: “There are no good men.”

Ah, why did it escalate to an issue of gender? Why does Auntie Ren seem like a resentful woman?

Then she picked up the bag filled with stolen underwear and hooked it around her own shoulder.

“These cant be used anymore since its been dirtied by the two of you. Im going to bring it back and burn them.”

“Dont burn it!” I stopped her, “Its important evidence, especially the bag. I need it to find the true perpetrator.”

Auntie Ren hesitated a bit because I seemed sincere, then she asked:

“Then tell me, whos the true perpetrator?”

I pointed towards the direction young master Xu escape to. “Although I dont know his full name, Im sure hes the son of Xu JinSheng, the owner of the Golden Victory Taekwondo dojang. People refer to him as young master Xu and hes the one committing the crimes in this past month.”

“Xu JinSheng.” Auntie Ren frowned, “He has six or seven chain dojangs in this city and over a thousand members. Dont slander him.”

“Im not. I fought with young master Xu once under the bridge by Da Ning River. He became an underwear thief after losing to me.”

“Why would he become the underwear thief after losing?” Auntie Ren was full of doubt.

“No, I didnt force him to become the underwear thief. Im assuming he already had an interest in womens underwear and his miserable loss to me only caused his built up stress to implode.”

“Fine.” Auntie Ren grabbed onto my shoulder, “In order to prove your innocence, you have to come with me.”

“Wh- where?”

“Of course, its to Golden Victory Taekwondo.”

“But didnt you say they had six or seven chain stores? And its not like he definitely escaped to one of their dojangs….”

Auntie Ren clenched her fist. “He can run, but he cant hide. We can go to their main dojang in and demand them to give him up. If Xu JinSheng wants to defend his son and refuses, then Ill… knock down their signboard.”

Eh, is this the so-called martial arts challenge? Why do I feel like Chen Zhen right now? Im full of excitement and expectation.

Of course, since Im all out of stamina after our fight, I will hide behind Auntie Ren…