Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 33 – The Victory or Defeat in the Game of Life Is Already Decided at the Beginning!

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“Then, after the commercial, we will enter the second round!” After the host finished, it was finally halftime.

“Not good.
It seems that the white penguin is not easy to deal with…” Kawaki muttered and then looked at Kagura, “Kagura, if it really doesn’t work…” As he spoke, Kawaki made a cutting motion with his neck.

“What kind of scary thing are you talking about with a cool face? That’s enough!” Shinpachi finally couldn’t help it, “We can only trust Sadaharu.
I just secretly heard that the second match is related to physical strength.
We are more advantageous.
After all, Elizabeth doesn’t seem to have good physical strength.”

“Don’t worry! We can definitely win-aru!” Kagura said vaguely as she ate.

“Hey, where did you get the bento box?” Shinpachi asked with narrowed eyes.

“Behind the studio,” Kagura replied vaguely.

“The competition isn’t over yet.
What is the operation of taking the initiative to eat lunch boxes? It’s unlucky! It’s unlucky! Throw it away!” Shinpachi began to grab the lunch box in Kagura’s hand, “Even if you want to eat it, you should give it to Gin-san who is lying on the ground and can’t get up!”

“Gintoki, I will avenge you!” Kawaki wiped his tears and said, “What Elizabeth, what DT, leave it all to me!” With that, Kawaki put the wildflowers that were randomly picked on the ground on Gintoki who was lying on the ground.

Then, Kawaki got up and walked away, leaving time for the other family members.

“Sigh, go say goodbye to the corpse.
Sadahalu and I will definitely avenge Gintoki.” As Kawaki spoke, he picked up a small yellow flower from the ground and handed it to Shinpachi.

“Revenge for what? Wasn’t it all caused by you and Sadaharu You natural S!” Shinpachi complained, “Also, he just fainted! He’s not dead yet!”

“Gin-chan~!” Kagura cried as she lay on Gintoki’s body.
It was as touching as it could be.
The scene was comparable to a certain C actress on a talent show.
Kawaki instantly gave full marks.

“Don’t be too sad for our family members, they will all pass.” Kawaki patted Kagura on the shoulder and revealed a sad expression, “We will always remember him!”

After saying that, Kagura turned around and threw herself into Kawaki’s arms.
The two of them were just about to bury their heads and cry when Shinpachi kicked them from behind.

“Are the two of you not done yet?” Shinpachi was completely helpless, “The competition is about to begin, okay?”

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“Then, let’s avenge Gintoki in the competition!” Kawaki got up and said.
He wiped the tears that could only be seen with a magnifying glass and reveal a determined expression.

“En!” Kagura also had a determined expression.

“Sadaharu, for Gintoki! For my game! Let’s work together!” Kawaki shouted.

“Woof!”

…

“Let’s enter the second round,” The host shouted as he stood in the middle of the two teams.
At the same time, he took out a bone from his bosom, “The one who takes back the bone I threw out first is the winner.
The owner can induce their pet.
Just say one word.
If you win this match, you will get 30,000 points! Please work hard in this challenge!”

Hearing this, Kawaki and Katsura turned their heads at the same time to express their dissatisfaction.

“Hey, host! Then what was the first round for?” Katsura said unhappily.

“Well, the first round is a warm-up match, and the second round is the real match!” The host stretched out a finger and said, “The two teams in the first round are also tied.
Do you have any dissatisfaction?”

“Of course! The lines are full of tension! The characters are full expressions! And the emotions that Elizabeth showed! That is not comparable to that… Ah!” Katsura took out the painting that Elizabeth had just drawn and said, but before he could finish, he was kicked over by Kawaki from behind.

“I have an objection!” Kawaki immediately said, “Can you not use chicken bones! It is very dangerous for dogs to swallow chicken bones by mistake! It is difficult to digest and easy to get stuck in the throat!”

“Eh? What you said makes a lot of sense.

There were also many cases of accidentally swallowing chicken bones causing the death of dogs, so… “The host was interrupted by Kawaki before he could finish speaking.

“Well, I apply to replace it with Sadaharu’s molar stick instead!” Just as Kawaki finished speaking.
Kagura had already helped Gintoki, who was lying on the ground, up.

At the same time, Kawaki instantly arrived behind Gintoki and prepared to wave his umbrella at the same time as Kagura.

“One! Two!” After Kawaki shouted, in an instant, Gintoki took off.

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The direction was… the location of Mask de Meow and his pet sea lion DT.

Hearing the sound of [Boom], Kawaki and Kagura instantly slapped their palms.

“This time, I’ve hit a home run! Good job, Kagura-chan!” Kawaki said and gave Kagura a thumbs-up.

“Coach!” Kagura instantly fell to the ground and knelt down, moved to tears.

Shinpachi looked at Gintoki in the distance and stopped thinking.

“Then… what about the finals?” The host also stopped thinking.

“This is the finals! Sadaharu, go~!” After Kawaki shouted, Sadaharu immediately started running in the direction of Gintoki.

At the same time, Katsura also reacted, “Elizabeth, hurry up! Hurry up!”

After saying that, Elizabeth also rushed out.

“That… I haven’t said that the competition has begun…” The host said weakly.

“Is there anyone calling the game of life to start?!” Kawaki criticized sternly, “From birth, the outcome of life has already begun!”

“Coach…!” The host knelt on the ground with tears streaming down his face.

“Hey! That’s enough!” Shinpachi finally couldn’t help but shout loudly.

“Then, now we see that Sadaharu and Elizabeth are running towards the molar stick that was just thrown out.” The host wiped away his tears as he explained.
“Sigh, although Elizabeth seems to be in a disadvantageous position.
Her speed is actually on par with Sadaharu!” However, just as he finished speaking, the host saw Elizabeth’s exposed leg hair, “Ah, could it be an illusion?” For a moment, why did I seem to see a middle-aged leg hair? Ah, I saw it again…”

However, at this time, Katsura had already placed his knife against the host’s neck, “Don’t look for trouble anymore.
Elizabeth has been desperately training for this day! Do you know how hard it works?! Don’t say anything like middle-age anymore!”

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“Ah, Sumimasen,” The host replied weakly.
At the same time, he began to explain the game again.

“It looks like Sadaharu is faster.
There are only fifty meters left! Ah? What happened? Why did the molar stick stand up? Why did it run in the other direction? Ah?”

“Actually, it’s because of the computer chip.” Kawaki said nonsense again, and then shouted loudly in Gintoki’s direction, “What are you running for! Just let Sadaharu bring you back! We’ll win this round!”

“What a joke! This stupid dog didn’t even say a few lines today! If I let it play for a while longer, I’ll really retire!” Gintoki shouted as he ran, “I don’t want to die! I’m the protagonist! I can’t be killed!”

“What are you talking about!” As Kawaki spoke, he also rushed out, and so did Kagura.
At the same time, Katsura also rushed out, leaving behind the dumbfounded host.

“That… what is the situation now…” The host asked weakly.

Shinpachi, “…”

…

“Are you kidding me? If we can’t win the championship, I won’t be able to get the Half-Life Limited Edition! Stop for me!” Kawaki shouted as he chased.

“Luxury prices are not as important as my life! I don’t want them all! Whoever likes to be the champion should go~” Gintoki shouted as he ran, “I will give you Contra! forgive me!”

“Who wants that kind of thing? Stop! Gintoki!” Kawaki realized that Gintoki was running so fast that he could not catch up no matter how hard he tried.

“Kagura-chan!” Kawaki stopped and looked at Kagura beside him.
Kagura understood and also stopped.

The two of them raised the umbrella in their hands at the same time…

“Boom!” Today was another nuclear day.

Gintoki was blasted into the sky.

“Let’s go! Sadaharu!” × 2

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However, just as Kawaki and Kagura finished shouting, Gintoki ran away again without looking back despite the afro-head.

“Again! Kagura-chan!” Kawaki shouted.

…

“Well, it seems that they can no longer be seen now, and the time for the show is almost up…well…the outcome…” The host looked at Shinpachi and said hesitantly.

Seeing this, Shinpachi couldn’t help but shout in Kawaki’s direction, “There is no Half-Life limited edition! It’s a lie! There is no such thing!”

When Kawaki heard this from afar, his face instantly darkened.
He didn’t know where he got the strength, but he instantly rushed behind Gintoki and kicked him.

Then there was a big melee, two pets, and four humans(Kawaki, Gintoki, Katsura, Kagura).

Finally, it was not until dusk that the melee came to an end.
When Kawaki dragged the dying Gintoki, Kagura rode Sadaharu back to the competition venue at the same time.
Katsura and Elizabeth, who had passed out, both were ignored.

“Hey! Host, can you announce the result now?” Kawaki shouted at the host.

“It can be… but the program time has passed… The staff has already gotten off work… The prize has also been taken away by the staff…” The host replied fearfully.

“What… what did you say?!”

…

At night, Kawaki returned to Yoshiwara in a daze and returned to his room.

However, when Kawaki sat down in front of the computer in his room.
He found that there was a Half-Life limited edition next to the computer.

“Humph! It’s just a game!” Tsukuyo stood behind Kawaki and said.

“Tsu-chan~!” Kawaki was so moved that his face was full of tears and tears.
He turned around and wanted to hug Tsukuyo, but she just threw out a Kunai on his forehead and instantly fell to the ground GG…