Monster Factory

om big discussion boards and from Weibo, who came here for the fun.

Those were all real stats, no bots at all.

Seeing that the influx of people had began to slow, Ye Qing stretched his fingers, banned everyone from speaking, and sent out an admin only color changing banner.

[Open your eyes, the real show is about to begin.]

Having sent the message, Ye Qing turned off the banned mode, then commanded the master artisan to go to the workshop and operate the 2 mechanical engineered chairs from outside of the camera lenses.

[Hahahaha, I’m already dieing from laughter in front of the computer.]

[This maker really doesn’t care about face at all.
I really want to see how you’re going to wash yourself clean​.]

[Those who bought the chairs are all dumbasses.
These are my final words.]

Countless viewer, who had waited for almost half an hour, finally saw movement.

*Ka Ka*

A burst of completely mechanical joint movement sounds, penetrated through the stand alone microphone, and clearly broadcasted it into the ears of the viewers.

The crazy moving banners suddenly stopped, because the 2 mechanical engineered chairs had started to move……

The main arm, just like a real arm, moved with a real beat.

*Ka ~ KaKa ~ KaKa ~ Ka*

Accompanying the movement of the main arm were the 5 fingers of the mechanical engineered chair, making nimble, lifelike movements, just like real fingers.

Stretch, curl!

The chair that was made up by pure mechanical joints right now was just like a boxer, with his hands curled up and ready for a fight.

The 400,000 plus viewers from all over the internet that gathered to watch the manufacturer make fun of themselves were all dumbstruck by this turn of events.

The 2 chairs that were secured to the steel plate, actually…… actually……

Turned into the hands of a boxer all of a sudden.
Who had ever seen this kind of never before seen transformation?

Ye Qing didn’t turn off the banner chat option, but right now, the stream was completely void of banners, just like the brains of everyone watching.

The left mechanical engineered chair, suddenly swung out its 5 fingers, to perform a very standard and professional punch.

*Bang!*

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Just when everyone was expecting it to hit nothing, a hit resonated in everyone’s ears.

Furthermore the camera finally rotated, to a very standard view, to let everyone see every detail of this stream.

A sandbag!

A leather covered, 2 meter tall large sandbag, was placed right on top of a steel case.

*Bang!*

The right mechanical engineered chair, coming in from a curled angel, struck the large sandbag from the side.

Side uppercut!

A very standard side uppercut posture.

Due to wanting to protect the human body, the mechanical engineered chair actually had limits on how curled up the 5 fingers could be.
Now Ye Qing removed the limit, letting everyone see what was true technology.

*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*

The mechanical engineered chair completely embodied the boxer’s rage.
Side hook, right straight, jab, cross fist.

Every professional, nimble boxing move, when hitting the sandbag, was just like a sharp sword, ruthlessly piercing into the heart of every viewer.

The large sandbag was just like a loose leaf in the wind.

The 2 mechanical engineered chairs were just like the wind blowing the leaf.

1 minute passed, 2 minute passed, 5 minutes passed……

The mechanical engineered chairs, just like a never tiring boxer, continued to let loose its wrath on the opponent.

Those ghostwriters that were hired by those other chair makers, those unbridled ghostwriters, right now were drenched in cold sweat, and trembling all over.

They really, really wanted to type.
To use the already written dirt, to attack, to defame, to slander the mechanical engineered chairs.

It was just that their trembling hands, and the never before had nervousness, had them completely frozen.
They were unable to type a single character at all.

There was only the loud *Bang!* *Bang!* from the sandbag being hit.

Every hit had the heart of every viewer jump once.

Weren’t you guys completely shaming it? Saying how bad its quality was?

Didn’t it have nothing good about it?

Weren’t the welds on the aluminum alloy subpar? Wasn’t the material weakened, and easy to snap?

Now, the 2 mechanical engineered chairs, having removed all their coverings, exposed the extremely futuristic and industrialized structure inside.

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Using a way that no mechanic, no ergonomic chair manufacturer, no massage chair maker would think of, be able to, or even try to prove themselves.

To prove their quality.
To prove that their dignity was not something that could be trampled on.

Not knowing for how long, but when the large sandbag in the steam started to crack and leak.

Finally……

The first comment banner popped up.

[Mechanical Engineered Chairs, I sincerely apologise for all my wrong accusations.
I was paid to talk by Mijiesi.
I’ll post everything about the exchange after all of this.]

This lonely comment floated on the high definition stream, just as this comment was about to fade away.

Replies of praises came in like a tsunami.

[I’m also sorry.
Don’t worry, I’ll stream my self-slapping in a bit.]

[666, I’m completely done.
This slap by the manufacturer seriously hurt.]

[My mom asked me why my face was swollen like a pig’s head, I said I was bitch slapped by the mechanical engineered chairs.]

[Hahahaha ~ You bunch of idiots.
Why aren’t you talking now? So who was the one that called me retarded for buying the chair?]

[Louder guys, so who really is the idiot here?]

[Me!] [Me!] [Me!] [Me!] [Me!]……

[Where’s that reporter Xiaobian?]

[I’m here, legs are too weak at the moment.
Let me kneel for an hour first.]

[A horizon opening experience, truly an eye opening experience.
In this lifetime, I’ll only submit to the mechanical engineered chairs.
The maker was completely right, this is what real industrial technology truly is.]

[Real industrial technology +1!]

[Need to quickly put down an order.
From now on whoever says the chair is trash, I’m gonna fking bitch slap him with the chair.]

[Haha ~ order submitted!]

[88,000, even if I have to be a construction worker for the next 100 years, I’m still going to buy it.!]

[What a breath of fresh air! Haha China unite! From now on, if I find anyone say that the chairs are trash, then I’m going to send them this video.]

[Yes yes yes.
I’ve already recorded all of this.
I need to upload it onto all those big discussion boards, and see which idiot would still attack my mechanical engineered chairs.]

[Hold on guys, let me speak! It all started with that retarded Mechanical Pioneer! He was definitely paid to humiliate and shame the chairs!]

[AHH!! BURN HIM!]