The Enemy Always Wants to Pull Me into a Coffin

    Alessio was in a good mood today, carrying two candies in his pocket as he parted from the psycho at the door.
Ellie left for a while and came back with an assortment of delicacies from the Centre and a jar of fresh, sweet fish soup, which was obviously sent by Zhu Heng.

    Ellie sat down with the documents, she needed to inform Alessio properly about the income from the last broadcast.

    “Eat some, there is so much food.” Alessio didn’t care about sharing the food, it was from the Centre anyway, on the contrary, Ellie was so excited that her eyes were brimming with tears.

    “Can I… I… Can I post an update?!”

    That’s so cute, ba wuwuwu.
I wouldn’t mind sharing the food with her at all!

    Alessio was stunned for a moment and nodded casually, clutching a small bowl of soup as he continued to browse his optical computer, slowly poking into Ellie’s account through his friends list to see what she had posted.

    @Vampire’sHumanNurseEllie: my mother my mother my mother! I can have dinner with our cutie!!!

    @Vampire’sHumanNurseEllie: Cutie handed me a tissue!!! (nosebleed)

    @Vampire’sHumanNurseEllie: He can use a spoon all by himself, and he’s so good at it!!!

    @Vampire’sHumanNurseEllie: Cutie’s is full! Ahh, I need to hurry too!

    Alessio: He regrets it, although he is very much in awe of Ellie’s hand speed.

    After the last one was posted, Ellie did start to eat hurriedly.
As she hurriedly finished her meal, Ellie looked up to see Alessio folding the biodegradable lunch box and skilfully throwing it into the induction trash can.

    Ellie: !!!

     I can’t believe he knows to throw the lunch box into the bin after eating!!!

    Too shocked, she said in a later post

    [He’s smart and cute.
The moment I heard the lid of the bin close, my heart shook, and I knew that from that moment on, the world belonged to him.]

    Alessio, who now had no idea what the hell Ellie would be posting later, read the instructions on the lunch box and processed them without much effort before he started reading the document Ellie had brought.

    He looked at the figure that indicated the live broadcast revenue.

    Alessio: ????

    He opened his optical computer again to look at the market value of the property he had found yesterday.

    Alessio: ……

    His struggles have ended!

    “…… Is there a mistake in this live broadcast revenue?” Alessio couldn’t resist asking.
Ellie was startled, and hurriedly rushed to take it for inspection.
Finally, she breathed a long sigh of relief.

    “No, no, I thought I wrote less.
I was scared to death.”

    “……”

    “This is actually the revenue shared by the platform, but the Dark Creatures have preferential policies.
When I help you go through the procedure tomorrow, that share will be refunded.”

    Alessio: ……

    He asked about the amount of money that would be refunded, took a deep breath and put down the document in his hand.

    The renovation was also settled, not bad.

    But then he thought for a moment that some of that money would have to go to Psycho.
Although he looked back at the live stream yesterday and only a few scattered comments, doubted that there was something else in the coffin.
Also, the existence of psycho seemed to have been intentionally covered up and not mentioned officially on purpose, but the coffin had been made by psycho, and combined with what he had heard before being sealed, his revival was within psycho’s plans.

    Speaking of that psycho ……

    “Does the Center have no plans of announcing the news of Saint …… Ruzius?” Alessio asked.

    “I was about to discuss the matter with you.” Ellie said, “The Center wants to go through your live broadcast.”

    “…… ha?”

    Ellie’s account kept boiling all night.
She later added a set of motion pictures of Alessio handing her a spoon.

    This darn woman… I’m envious to death aaaaaahhhhh!!!

    [I’m so stupid, really, I only knew I couldn’t see XiXi, and neither could anyone else, but I forgot there was another one lurking around XiXi ……]

    [Ahhhhh, I’ll tell you straight! One-on-one! Lady, come out and fight with me!]

    [I forgot this was one of my own who made it to the top …… (tears) (tears)]

    Ellie has managed to make herself into a wife who calls the shots, and clearly knows how to hype up the conversation.
She brought Alessio the blood bag on time the next day.
They had already agreed on the process yesterday.
She suddenly opened the broadcast after Alessio had eaten his fill.

    [!!!]

    [Grandma! Your super favourite vampire’s live broadcast is on! Even though it’s not your own live broadcast room!]

    [No! I haven’t even washed my face yet! I can’t believe I’m watching Xixi’s live broadcast!]

    [Go wash your face at the front, ahhh!]

    [Wash my ass! Will you pay me for a second of delay?!]

    Ellie started to change the description of the live broadcast room, allowing to take screenshots, make GIFs, forwarding, allowing for derivative work, and making sure more people saw it, not forgetting to indicate that all revenue from the live broadcast will be given to Alessio.

    A large number of gifts started to pour into Ellie’s live broadcast room like crazy!

    Ellie even thoughtfully turned on the barrage assistant for Alessio so that he could see the avalanche of barrages rolling in.
Alessio glanced at it and tossed the drained blood bag in his hand into the trash.

    “Ate enough.”

    [Aaaahhhh Xixi speaks!!!]

    [Eat well, eat wonderfully! Eat a lot and grow fast!]

    [Xixi used the bin so well!!!]

    What the hell kind of complement is that? He’s a Dark Creature, not a retard.

    Ellie took the opportunity to give the viewers an overview of the day.
They were going to visit the non-focused areas of the Conservation Center today to try and get in touch with some other Dark Creatures, which happened to be perfect for the live broadcast.

    She even stopped by to proudly introduce her camera to Alessio.

    “It’s called Hongguang.”

    [Pfft!]
[Yes, you can, all the way to the famous autumn mountain! It’s my wife!”]