The Tang Family’s Seven Os

Everyone in the pop-ups couldn’t help it anymore:

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[Ai yo, this scheming An, my silly fufu1傻fufu (shǎ fufu): In Japan, the Sega Hatsune Miku plush series are called fuwafuwa, or fufu for short and they’re also called silly fufu by onion fans because of their extremely silly expressions.

Yuan Bao has been kidnapped just like this for the next date.]

[I’ll have to give my son a relationship guide when I give him a gift in the future, have to teach him how to have a relationship, so he can’t be fooled so easily ah.]

[Next time you guys come to play, can you please turn on the live broadcast too? Otherwise mommy can’t relax.]

[What are you worried about when your sons fall in love? You have to be generous as a mother-in-law, don’t get involved in your sons’ relationships, give them freedom.]

[You’re the mother-in-law! Do you really think wife fans don’t exist? We’re just too sour to say anything!]

[Girlfriend fans are also too sour to talk.]

[Mei Mei2妹妹 (mèi mèi): younger sister fans have turned into lemon spirits.]

[Jie Jie3姐姐 (jiě jiě): older sister fans are sour till they cry.]

……

The cameraman carrying the camera expresses that he is also sour to the point of tears, will till he is on vacation then he will also bring his wife to the amusement park! He wants to make up for all the dog food that was shoved hard into his mouth today.

When Gu An and Tang San Yuan were almost at the door, Gu An looked at the crane machine not far away and suddenly said: “Wait for me.”

He went to buy some game coins and went to the crane machine to grab the dolls.

Tang San Yuan was stunned for a moment and quickly followed.
The crane machine was full of rabbit dolls, one cuter than the other, and he stared at them carefully through the glass window.
The more he looked at them, the more he liked them.

He wanted them so badly ah……Tang San Yuan looked at Gu An.

Gu An couldn’t resist and laughed, then focused on the crane machine.
He first manipulated the joystick to try to catch it a few times, and without exception, they all came up empty.

Gu An sighed and turned his head to look at Tang San Yuan, “Can Xiao San Ge encourage me a bit?” He actually wanted a lucky kiss, but he was afraid of scaring the little rabbit.

Tang San Yuan blinked, thought for a moment, then put the rabbit ears on his head and said very seriously, “The rabbit will bring good luck.”

Gu An hooked the corners of his lips and nodded seriously, turning his head to look at the crane machine and grabbed it again.

This time Gu An seemed to have caught the pattern, and finally caught the first rabbit under Tang San Yuan’s watchful gaze, catching dolls after that was much smoother.

Tang San Yuan watched as he caught one, two……three.

He actually caught three, Tang San Yuan was envious of him, he wanted it too ah, but unfortunately he is not skilled in catching dolls, he had played several times before and every time he couldn’t catch it.

Gu An suddenly stopped moving and didn’t catch any more, instead he straightened up his body, looking like he didn’t want to continue.

But his game coins are not yet used up ah, Tang San Yuan could not help but point to a rabbit in the corner, slightly pursed his lips and said, “This one is very cute……”

If this one is caught too, can you share one with him……

Gu An beckoned towards him, gazing at him tenderly and smiling, “Come over and catch it yourself.”

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Tang San Yuan shook his head, “I can’t do it.” He had tried to catch it many times before, and not once had he caught it.

“It’s okay, I’ll teach you.” Gu An pulled him over and let him stand in front of him, embracing him from behind, his chin resting on his shoulder, his hand holding his hand to manipulate the joystick.

Tang San Yuan felt Gu An’s burning breath on his ear, and his ears unconsciously flushed a little red, shrinking his fingers a little nervously before concentrating on the crane machine.

Gu An held his hand, shook the joystick, and moved towards the rabbit he just mentioned.
Tang San Yuan stared at it nervously, the claw of the crane machine fell and Gu An controlled the direction very well.
The rabbit was picked up with precision and moved towards the exit little by little.

Tang San Yuan couldn’t help but hold his breath and stare closely inside, but unfortunately the rabbit fell down when it was about to reach the exit.

Tang San Yuan couldn’t help but exclaim in pity.

Gu An did not show any extra expression, still staring intently inside, holding his hand and moving it again, this time the rabbit was finally caught accurately to the exit and rolled out.

Tang San Yuan took the rabbit out and jumped up with a cheer, turning back and happily hugging Gu An, praising without mincing words, “You’re amazing.”

This was the first time he had managed to catch the doll, and although it was with Gu An’s help, he was also extremely excited.

Gu An hugged Tang San Yuan and smiled, feeling deeply that he didn’t have such a sense of accomplishment when he won the prize but now that he was being hugged by Tang San Yuan like this, he felt like he had done something great.

After Tang San Yuan let go of him, he put all the several rabbits in his hands into Tang San Yuan’s arms.

Tang San Yuan was stunned for a moment, then his eyes shone brightly as he raised his head and asked incredulously: “Are they all for me?”

Gu An nodded and touched the rabbit ears on his head and said, “Thanks to Xiao San Ge’s lucky rabbit ears, I was able to catch these rabbits, so they’re all for you.”

“Aren’t you keeping a few for yourself?” Tang San Yuan touched the rabbits in his arms feeling a bit tangled, he hadn’t bought any rabbit related things for a long time after he grew up in order to maintain his mature Beta image all these years except for his pyjamas.
Holding these rabbit dolls at this time was really a huge temptation for him.

Gu An shook his head, “I’m too lazy to take them, if Xiao San Ge refuses to take them, I’ll just have to throw them away, Xiao San Ge just consider it as helping me out, okay?”

Tang San Yuan immediately nodded understandingly, “Ok ok ok……” Of course such a lovely rabbit could not be thrown away.

The corners of his mouth curled up after holding the rabbits in his hands and eating the candy in his mouth.

He never thought that after a trip to the amusement park, he would become a rich rabbit! What could be happier than that?

Gu An is such a nice guy!

Tang San Yuan hummed a cheerful song and finally left the amusement park with satisfaction.

When they returned to the villa, Cai Ke Ke and Yue Le Feng had already prepared the hot pot.
A long table was set up in the living room with various ingredients neatly arranged on it and the pot in the middle was filled with hot pot soup base, only the fire hasn’t been started because they were waiting for Gu An and Tang San Yuan.

Everyone immediately gathered around when they saw them, while Cai Ke Ke brightened up and immediately stood up from the sofa.

Just now he had been so active in preparing the ingredients for the hotpot that he had forgotten about frying cp.
It was only when his manager sent him a message to remind him that he remembered and he hurriedly put on an anxious look as if he was hurt by his love but his heart was all focused on the hotpot and he was really impatient.
Now that he saw that Gu An and Tang San Yuan had finally returned, he did not have to continue acting and he could not help but sigh with relief.

He put on a watery expression and said the lines he had thought of in advance, “San Yuan Ge, did you guys……have a good time at the amusement park? Did you miss me?”

“Happy ya.” Tang San Yuan nodded in a muddled manner, automatically ignoring his second sentence.

Cai Ke Ke’s expression twisted for a moment, can you be a little more euphemistic about being happy?

He was quiet for a moment, looked at the rabbit in Tang San Yuan’s hand and smiled again, “San Yuan Ge, did you buy this rabbit doll for me? It’s so cute.” There were so many people here and fans watching the live broadcast, he didn’t believe that Tang San Yuan had so many dolls in his hand and still had the guts to refuse to give them to him.

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Tang San Yuan immediately hugged the rabbit doll tightly and looked at him defensively, “It’s not for you.”

Cai Ke Ke froze: “……” You really have the nerve to refuse ah.

It’s just an ordinary rabbit doll, why does it look like your sweetheart has been stolen, Cai Ke Ke felt stifled.

Ji Mei walked over to take a look, “There are four in total, there are exactly four of us here, did you buy one for each of us?”

Ji Mei wanted to reach for the rabbit in Tang San Yuan’s arms, Tang San Yuan was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged the rabbit and hid back.
Although Gu An caught so many rabbits for him, he didn’t want to share a single one of them with others.

Gu An stepped forward and pushed Ji Mei’s hand away, saying indifferently, “Take your hand away, don’t get the rabbits dirty.”

Ji Mei was so angry that she wanted to bite someone, “Your hand is the one that’s dirty, this is clearly my white and beautiful jade fingers!”

Gu An looked at her calmly and took out the gifts he had bought for them, “Your gifts are here.”

Tang San Yuan shared the gifts with everyone, and only then did Ji Mei’s anger subside, humming lightly and touching the doll in her hand in satisfaction, “You guys still have some conscience, not just thinking of your own happiness.”

Ji Li hugged the doll and smiled even more happily, to be given a gift by two big handsome guys is really a happy thing.

Yue Le Feng got a gift from his idol, he couldn’t help but jump up and down, immediately busy taking pictures and posting them on Weibo to show off, he also asked Gu An to sign his name on the back of his keychain.

Tang San Yuan feels that since Yue Le Feng came to the show, he seems to have completely forgotten the important task of trying to transform himself, not only has he not shown his mature side, but he has also become more childish, completely exposing his star chasing matter to the world.

Tang San Yuan took advantage of everyone’s inattention to hastily send the bunnies to the room and tied the bunny balloon to the bed, only then did he feel a little more at ease.

Cai Ke Ke reluctantly took the phone strap4author previously wrote keychain but now it became phone strap in his hand, somewhat tangled on whether to tie it to his phone.
After all, the two people who gave the phone straps is too annoying, but this phone strap is quite beautiful, it’s a pity to throw it away.

As he was struggling, his phone rang several times in a row.
He picked it up and opened it to see that his agent had sent a few links.
He followed the links and opened the webpage, turns out that the live broadcast of Tang San Yuan and Gu An in the amusement park had already made it into the hot search.

He snorted lightly and looked at the photos, which showed Gu An and Tang San Yuan standing side by side eating ice cream, two people walking hand in hand in a haunted house, and Gu An holding Tang San Yuan from behind and catching dolls ……each one sweeter than the other, and each one more aggravating than the other.

The more Cai Ke Ke scrolled back through the photos, the angrier he became, his eyes were glued to his phone, his face cloudy, he couldn’t help but grind his teeth in anger, the CP heat had been stolen again! He opened the charts and saw that ‘Ke Yuan’ CP’s hotness had indeed ranked behind ‘San Gu’.

He snorted indignantly and attached the phone strap to his phone, hmph, might as well use it.

When Tang San Yuan walked down from upstairs, the fire for the hot pot was already started, it was steaming and the smell of food wafted out, and everyone was sitting around the table.

Gu An sat on a chair and was directing Cai Ke Ke in a cold voice to add ingredients to the pot in front of him, “shrimp balls, beancurd skin, bok choy, broad noodles……”

Whenever Gu An said one thing, Cai Ke Ke calmly and mechanically added the ingredients to the pot in front of him, surprisingly diligent.

Tang San Yuan was stunned for a moment before he remembered that the program’s task card had said that the losing team had to serve everyone during the meal.

He couldn’t help but smile, it looks like Cai Ke Ke is finally being tossed around.

The pop-ups also broke out in joy:

[So happy to see Cai Ke Ke get defeated, he used to be the one torturing Yuan Bao, finally someone else is torturing him.]

[Why do I feel so happy watching Gu An toss him around? Go Gu An! Even though you’re the opposing family, I’m going to give you a fight call5打Call (dǎ call): originated from the live concert support culture, which was originally a dance or cheering action performed by otaku or idol supporters, including jumping, clapping, waving arms and rhythmically shouting slogans.
It has now become a popular internet term in China, meaning to support and cheer.!!! Toss him hard!]

[You people who base your happiness on Ke Ke’s pain are really despicable! Doesn’t your conscience hurt?]

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[Doesn’t your family’s Ke Ke like to add heat6heat as in attention and popularity? My family’s Gu An is giving you all the heat, hurry up and kneel down and thank your master for his great favour7隆恩 (lóng ēn): used when thanking an emperor for his great favour/imperial grace.]

[Where are the ‘Ke Yuan’ fans? It’s already like this, can you guys still continue to fan?]

[You don’t know shit! San Yuan is so close to Gu An in order to divert attention, he’s doing this to protect Ke Ke! Don’t be complacent, your family’s Gu An is just a pawn to be used.]

[What can be used to save the IQ of upstairs, your imagination is so rich, I actually have nothing to say, only one sentence, as long as you’re happy.]

……

The pop-ups was very lively.
When Tang San Yuan went downstairs for a while, Gu An instructed Cai Ke Ke to get drinks, add soup base, and even mix sauce for Gu An.
Cai Ke Ke was too busy to be idle.

He wanted to laugh at this scene, but he felt it was not good to laugh directly, so he could only try to hold back the corners of his mouth from turning up too obviously.

When Cai Ke Ke saw Tang San Yuan, the movement in his hands stopped and he immediately showed a look of resignation, his voice whining and pouting, “San Yuan Ge, my arms are so sore and tired! When I was putting the ingredients into the hot pot, the hot soup almost splashed on my face, I am so worried that I might burn my face.”

Gu An dragged Tang San Yuan to a seat next to him, raised his chin in the direction of Cai Ke Ke and said in a not too loud voice, “Xiao San Ge, you quickly stay away from that hot pot, just let him put the dishes into the hot pot, your skin is so tender, unlike his rough skin and thick flesh, you will be hurt if hot water splashed on you.”

Rough skin and thick flesh……the corners of Cai Coco’s mouth twitched, you’re the one with the rough skin and thick flesh! Your whole family has rough skin and thick flesh!

Tang San Yuan immediately nodded in cooperation and he moved the stool back together with Gu An, away from the boiling hot pot, and the two also put on a scared look together.

Cai Ke Ke: “……” What a pair male dogs working in collusion with each other8狼狈为奸 (láng bèi wéi jiān): an idiom, original means is that wolves and lycanthropes work together to do evil (lycanthrope (狈): a legendary beast; 为奸: to do bad things), but later it is used to describe collusion to do bad things; in a sentence, it can be used as a predicate, definite article or gerund; with derogatory meaning!

He really couldn’t hold back and gave them a fierce glare.

Gu An was silent for a few seconds and softly leaned onto Tang San Yuan’s shoulder, “Xiao San Ge, look, his eyes are so scary, I suspect his eyes are cramping.”

Cai Ke Ke: “……” Your eyes are the ones with cramps!

Tang San Yuan quickly pretended to be concerned and looked at Cai Ke Ke’s eyes, “Do you need me to call an ambulance for you?”

Cai Ke Ke: “…… No need.”

God damn ambulance, could the smile on your face be any more obvious?

Tang San Yuan nodded, forcing the corners of his mouth to turn up and said, “That’s good.”

Cai Ke Ke looked down and quickly put ingredients into the hot pot, deciding not to look at the opposite pair of dog men anymore! Out of sight, out of mind.

However, Gu An did not let him go, and spoke out to remind him with some ridicule, “Remember not to add lotus root slices to Xiao San Ge’s pot ah, I’m worried you’ll forget again, after all you’re not like me, always keeping Xiao San Ge’s preferences in mind.”

“……” Cai Ke Ke had nothing to say, he just wanted to hit someone.

……

Gu An was busy tossing Cai Ke Ke, while Ji Mei and Ji Li were busy tossing Yue Le Feng, directing him to squeeze their shoulders for a while and pound their backs for a while.

Yue Le Feng was so hungry that his stomach was deflated but he could only watch everyone eat, he didn’t get a bite himself, so he was so anxious that he begged for mercy: “Two sisters, you are beautiful and kind, you are the kindest people in this world, quickly let Di Di9弟弟 (dì dì): younger brother, not necessarily blood related have a bite of the food ba.”

Ji Mei ruffled her hair and pointed mercifully at the fatty beef already cooked in the pot, “Xiao Le Zi, then Jie Jie will be merciful and let you have a piece of fatty beef?”

“Zha10喳 (zhā): archaic way for a servant to agree to his master’s requests..” Yue Le Feng immediately rushed to take the fatty beef into his mouth, then exaggeratedly smacked his lips a few times and sighed in enjoyment, “It’s delicious, thank you Jie Jie! If I can have one more bite, Xiao Le Zi will be even happier!”

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Ji Li was beside her and couldn’t hold back her laughter, pointing to the hot pot in front of her, “Then I’ll let you have a piece of ham meat ba?”

“Ok lei11Doesn’t mean anything, it just for the nuance.!” Yue Le Feng immediately and happily extended his chopsticks towards the ham meat.

Cai Ke Ke stole a glance at them, in fact he was also starving, but he was too embarrassed to beg for mercy like Yue Le Feng, so he could only reluctantly hold on.

After Gu An had tossed enough, he finally let him go and waved his hand at him in disgust, “Go eat ba, you’re disturbing me and Xiao San Ge here.”

Cai Ke Ke: “…… “Do you think I want to be here watching you two dog men show their love!

He grunted in anger and put down the chopsticks in his hand and immediately hid to the side to eat, secretly resolving in his heart that he would never lose again in the next competition! Wait till Gu An comes in last place……hmph, he had already thought of a dozen ways to torment Gu An!

Everyone has been tired all day, the steaming hot pot whetted people’s appetites, and the meal was extraordinarily lively.

After eating, everyone sat comfortably on the sofa and burped, chatting idly from time to time and cursing the unscrupulous programme team.

Director: “……” I’m watching.

Gu An, full of food and drink was in the mood to enjoy again, pointed at Cai Ke Ke and said, “Go wash the fruits and bring it over.”

Cai Ke Ke did not move and retorted with a straight face, “I only need to serve you during the meal, now that dinner is over, the punishment task should also be over, don’t try to boss me around again.”

Gu An looked at the table and said nonchalantly, “Actually, I can still eat some more, you reopen the hot pot and put in whatever I say, if there are not enough dishes, you can go out and buy some more.”

Cai Ke Ke: “……” You are vicious.

He turned around and silently went to the kitchen to wash the fruits and they rattled as he washed them under the tap.

Yue Le Feng sat on the sofa and shouted to him happily, “Cai Ge, come and be a fan of An Ge too, look An Ge doesn’t even instruct me, this is a fan benefit.”

Cai Ke Ke whispered a few curses, no way, never in this life! Don’t even think about it, Gu An is a very bad person, only a fool like you would fan him!

Yue Le Feng hadn’t even been happy for a few moments when Ji Mei spoke up and interrupted his happiness, “Xiao Le Zi, go and squeeze the vegetable juice that Ben Gong12本宫 (běn gōng): lit.
this palace, it is a self appellation of the empress and high ranking concubines who are masters of their own palaces within the forbidden city.
is going to drink today.”

Yue Le Feng was too lazy to move and looked at Ji Mei pitifully, “Mei Mei Jie, just spare your cute, delicate Di Di ba.”

Ji Mei took a wet wipe and slowly wiped her fingers, sniffed and looked up at him and said, “It’s also fine if you don’t want to work, climb the wall to fan me ah, you be my fan, I have fan benefits too.”

Yue Le Feng gave her a disgusted look and went to the kitchen to squeeze vegetable juice without saying a word.

Ji Mei was stunned for a moment and reacted, exasperated and breathing heavily, indeed a fan follows their idols, Gu An’s fans are as annoying as Gu An!

Gu An looked up and gave her a faint look, Ji Mei was frightened within a second.

 

melon: Sorry guys, todays chapter is a lot later than usual cos I had to help my mom with her shop and this is also the start of longer chapters…

1傻fufu (shǎ fufu): In Japan, the Sega Hatsune Miku plush series are called fuwafuwa, or fufu for short and they’re also called silly fufu by onion fans because of their extremely silly expressions.

2妹妹 (mèi mèi): younger sister3姐姐 (jiě jiě): older sister4author previously wrote keychain but now it became phone strap 5打Call (dǎ call): originated from the live concert support culture, which was originally a dance or cheering action performed by otaku or idol supporters, including jumping, clapping, waving arms and rhythmically shouting slogans.
It has now become a popular internet term in China, meaning to support and cheer.6heat as in attention and popularity7隆恩 (lóng ēn): used when thanking an emperor for his great favour/imperial grace8狼狈为奸 (láng bèi wéi jiān): an idiom, original means is that wolves and lycanthropes work together to do evil (lycanthrope (狈): a legendary beast; 为奸: to do bad things), but later it is used to describe collusion to do bad things; in a sentence, it can be used as a predicate, definite article or gerund; with derogatory meaning9弟弟 (dì dì): younger brother, not necessarily blood related10喳 (zhā): archaic way for a servant to agree to his master’s requests.11Doesn’t mean anything, it just for the nuance.12本宫 (běn gōng): lit.
this palace, it is a self appellation of the empress and high ranking concubines who are masters of their own palaces within the forbidden city.